August 07, 2007
Who Loves Heroin Saturation and Chaos? I Do! I Do!
Posted by Norbizness at 06:04 AM
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August 01, 2007
Ax Da Apocalyptic, Robotic, Vice-Presidential Harbinger of Death
Posted by Norbizness at 06:00 AM
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July 13, 2007
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out and Delusional
Posted by Norbizness at 01:14 AM
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May 25, 2007
Yo! MTV Axes Da President, With Ed Lover and Dr. Dre!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:00 AM
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May 17, 2007
Catching Up With Ax Da President
Posted by Norbizness at 04:12 PM
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April 24, 2007
A Quick One While He Hits The Ether-Soaked Rag
Posted by Norbizness at 12:13 AM
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April 12, 2007
Ax Da Never-Will-Be-President: McCain And the Thing With Feathers
Posted by Norbizness at 12:10 AM
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March 21, 2007
Always Crashing the Same Press Conference
Posted by Norbizness at 12:17 AM
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March 19, 2007
Ax Da President: Happy FUBAR-iversary!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:12 PM
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March 13, 2007
Your Snarling Cyborg V.P. With The Popularity of Gonorrhea Speaks!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:17 AM
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February 14, 2007
Operation Infinite Persian Menace: The Press Conference
Posted by Norbizness at 04:11 PM
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January 25, 2007
From the Depths Of The Earth Comes... Optimus Cheney!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:20 AM
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January 18, 2007
When You're An Eggbeater Everything Looks Like an Egg
Posted by Norbizness at 12:26 AM
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January 16, 2007
Ax Da President Extended '07 Remix
Posted by Norbizness at 12:13 AM
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January 11, 2007
Please Have Patience While We Resolve to Sacrifice More Troops!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:19 AM
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December 20, 2006
"We Are Totally Not Losing at Winning the War Against Not Not-Losing"
Posted by Norbizness at 06:23 PM
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God Bless Us, Everyone! Another Ax Da President!
Posted by Norbizness at 11:44 AM
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December 13, 2006
Agent Tony Snow II: Destination London
Posted by Norbizness at 04:34 PM
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November 02, 2006
Unexpected Hydrocone Product-Soaked Trilogy Conclusion
Posted by Norbizness at 12:34 AM
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October 30, 2006
The Ax Da President Motherlode: Part Two
Posted by Norbizness at 12:07 PM
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October 27, 2006
The Motherlode: Part One
Posted by Norbizness at 11:37 AM
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October 25, 2006
It's The Same Old Story, Same Old Song and Dance
Posted by Norbizness at 02:49 PM
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October 12, 2006
Straight From The Incompetent's Mouth
Posted by Norbizness at 12:18 AM
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September 19, 2006
There's Shorter, and Then There's Shorter
Posted by Norbizness at 01:00 PM
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September 15, 2006
Will Calculon's Half-Brother Inherit the Whole Apricot Grove?
Posted by Norbizness at 04:53 PM
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September 12, 2006
The Terrorists Have Hardened Your Hearts Against My Sage Words of Wisdom
Posted by Norbizness at 12:11 AM
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September 06, 2006
Breaking the Law, Breaking The Law
Posted by Norbizness at 04:30 PM
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September 05, 2006
But Nothing Can Change The Shape of Speeches To Come
Posted by Norbizness at 04:51 PM
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August 31, 2006
Hard Hittin' Like Mark Whiten (pronounced 'Wittin')
Posted by Norbizness at 06:13 AM
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August 21, 2006
Holy Crap, An Actual Press Conference
Posted by Norbizness at 06:10 PM
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August 15, 2006
Cry For Everything Bad That's Ever Happened
Posted by Norbizness at 12:16 AM
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August 08, 2006
Ax Da President: Da Continuing Unpleasantness
Posted by Norbizness at 12:26 AM
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July 29, 2006
Mini-Ax Da President: Da Middle East
Posted by Norbizness at 11:47 AM
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June 26, 2006
Mini-Ax Da President: Global Warming Edition
Posted by Norbizness at 06:21 PM
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March 20, 2006
Krusty-Brand Imitation Presidential Q & A Session
Posted by Norbizness at 05:57 PM
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March 14, 2006
Delivered, As Threatened
Posted by Norbizness at 12:34 AM
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March 01, 2006
Thank You For Complimenting My Black Nikes, Mr. President!
Posted by Norbizness at 06:21 PM
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February 24, 2006
A Sad, Crying President In An Iron Lung
Posted by Norbizness at 04:47 PM
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February 15, 2006
Ax Da Vice President: American Pravda Edition
Posted by Norbizness at 05:07 PM
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February 08, 2006
Special Orders Don't Upset Us!
Posted by Norbizness at 03:46 PM
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January 25, 2006
"Chloe, We Don't Have Time For Your Personality Disorder!"
Posted by Norbizness at 05:03 PM
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January 24, 2006
Pimp My Warrantless Searches!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:16 AM
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December 20, 2005
Prelude To a Beatdown
Posted by Norbizness at 02:07 PM
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December 14, 2005
Brian Williams Axes Da President: Part II
Posted by Norbizness at 04:27 PM
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December 13, 2005
Brian Williams Axes Da President: Part I
Posted by Norbizness at 09:32 AM
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October 05, 2005
As Popular As John Rocker With A Hitler Moustache In The Hood, G
Posted by Norbizness at 12:31 PM
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October 04, 2005
Ax Da Nominee: Mrs. Havisham Answers Your Letters
Posted by Norbizness at 07:12 AM
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September 16, 2005
Theme Music: "Ghost Town," By The Specials
Posted by Norbizness at 12:04 AM
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September 13, 2005
(Not Just) Knee Deep In the Toxic Soup
Posted by Norbizness at 12:09 AM
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August 26, 2005
The Last One Before The American Legion Shuts Me Down
Posted by Norbizness at 06:53 AM
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August 04, 2005
Ax Da President: Roundtable Edition
Posted by Norbizness at 12:53 AM
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July 12, 2005
Check Out My New Battle Cry...
Posted by Norbizness at 12:10 AM
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June 17, 2005
Good Thing I Injected Some Anti-Truth Serum In My Ass
Posted by Norbizness at 07:35 AM
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June 01, 2005
Some Disassembly Required
Posted by Norbizness at 12:09 AM
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May 20, 2005
Freedom's Just Another Word On The Teleprompter
Posted by Norbizness at 12:14 AM
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April 29, 2005
The Monsters of Ax Da President Tour 2005
Posted by Norbizness at 12:30 AM
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February 24, 2005
Es Ist Harte Arbeit! C'est Travail Dur! Будет напряженнаяа работа!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:25 AM
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February 08, 2005
Ax Da President: Bizarro Norbizness Edition
Posted by Norbizness at 12:36 AM
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February 03, 2005
Wipe That Gin-Flavored Drool Off Your Face!
Posted by Norbizness at 12:10 AM
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February 01, 2005
Prepare For Amazingness
Posted by Norbizness at 12:44 AM
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January 27, 2005
Ax Da Japanimated President: Smirking Jackass Apogee
Posted by Norbizness at 12:07 AM
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January 16, 2005
Get Your Mamet On! (Ask The President, Inaugural Edition)
Posted by Norbizness at 12:04 AM
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December 21, 2004
It's a Wonder They Don't Happen More Often
Posted by Norbizness at 12:27 AM
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October 14, 2004
Ask The President: Outside Assistance Edition
Posted by Norbizness at 12:59 AM
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September 28, 2004
A Very Special New England Ask The President
Posted by Norbizness at 12:19 AM
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September 21, 2004
Ask The President #7: Catch-Up Session
Posted by Norbizness at 12:50 AM
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September 14, 2004
Ask the President #6: Northern Virginia Community College
Posted by Norbizness at 12:19 AM
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September 09, 2004
Ask the President #5: Columbus, Ohio
Posted by Norbizness at 12:28 AM
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August 30, 2004
Ask The President #4: Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin
Posted by Norbizness at 12:30 AM
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August 25, 2004
Ask The President III: Where The Hell is Kutztown, Penn.?
Posted by Norbizness at 12:51 AM
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August 20, 2004
Ask The President, Part II: Live From Dayton
Posted by Norbizness at 12:39 AM
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August 17, 2004
Ask The President This Pre-Approved, Non-Confrontational Question
Posted by Norbizness at 12:39 AM
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June 28, 2004
How To Read a Confrontational Bush Interview
Posted by Norbizness at 12:18 AM
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